Lock Dresses Up as Kobe Bryant, Jumps Aston Martin

Founding Father and National League of Rollerchairball legend Brandon Lock recently donned a full-body Kobe Bryant costume and showed off his jumping skills by leaping over a speeding Aston Martin.

When asked about the reason for disguising himself Lock responded, “I suffer from low confidence in my jumping abilities. When I dress up as Kobe, I feel as if the spotlight that comes with being a rollerchairball icon goes away and I can jump freely. Metaphorically, it’s me taking off my tight-whites in favor of the less-constrictive boxers.”

Lock-as-Kobe faced allegations of special effects in his video. “As you can clearly see, Andrew Wood accompanies me in this video,” Lock quipped, “and everyone knows Andrew Wood does not tolerate special effects. He is a man of unquestioned integrity when it comes to film.”

Lock credits Mark Stewart with the procurement of his Kobe Bryant costume, saying Stewart acquired the suit from the same bustiness from which he bought the bear suit he used to scare Mike Barone: Jose Dos’ Spectacular Stage Store.





Posted on April 29th, 2008 by kyle and filed under RQ |

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