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RSS11-27-2007 Ratings Update
The National League of Rollerchairball posted a ratings update that covers matches through November 27, 2007. The Top 15 players are noted on the home page at all times, but a full list of rated players can be found here.
Take the NLR Ohio Geography Challenge
The National League of Rollerchairball is based in Ohio. Think you know a lot about the geography of that great state? Take the NLR Ohio Geography Challenge and find out just how much you know.
NLR Press Poll 11-27-07
The first National League of Rollerchairball Press Poll for 2007 was released on November 27, 2007. A resuscitation of an old tradition, the rankings aim to provide a more “human” take on rating rollerchairball players.
Tatz Bakes His Way Into Billions
Doug Tatz is finally realizing a life-long dream: waking up everyday at 4am to bake cakes.
“I’ve always loved to wake up early,” remarked Tatz while shooting clay pigeons in Los Alamos, “and I’ve always loved to bake cakes. And one day I just realized that the two fit.”
11-20-2007 Ratings Update
The National League of Rollerchairball posted a ratings update that covers matches through November 20, 2007. The Top 15 players are noted on the home page at all times, but a full list of rated players can be found here.
Suzanne Goes Greene
Like most ladies playing Rollerchairball today, Suzanne Hirsel has elected to go under the tutelage of one of the leagues most controversial masters – Taylor Greene.
“To say I’ve made a mistake would be a mistake,” said Suzanne via satellite from her 5-million-dollar-a-month condo atop the Empire State Building. “In fact, saying I’ve decided to dedicate my Rollerchairball life to Taylor Greene would be correct to say it is correct. I don’t want to sound confusing, but it would be confusing not to say I was studying under Taylor Greene, since to not do so would be confusing.”
NLR Unleashes Member Benefits Point System
The National League of Rollerchairball proudly announces the Member Benefits Point System. The system will reward the most dedicated players and patrons of the league, by granting them points for playing, participating, and donating. For details please point your browser here.
Estrogen War I – Menopause vs Puberty Match Video – 11-06-07
Dubbed “Estrogen War I” by the combatants, this cat fight takes the all-female action to another level. Check out Menopause (Brianna Stout and Mackenzie Eckert) as they tussle with Puberty (Maggie Cellar and Anja).
The Z Family vs. The Apocalypse 10-31-07
The Featured Video of the Week #1 comes from four of the hottest young stars in the National League or Rollerchairball. Check out The Z Family (Zach Brown and Jason Long) duke it out with The Apocalypse (Graham Madler and Alec Kettler). If you catch any costumes in the footage, it was the Halloween edition of the NLR’s weekly action.
2007 Halloween Contest Results
The National League of Rollerchairball’s 2007 Halloween Contest drew out the ghouls, the athletes, and even the omelets. With $50 on the line for first place, the middle-school and high-school division were out en force in hopes of lining their pockets.
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Greene Becomes Newest Lucky Charms Color
General Mills shocked the breakfast world recently with the announcement that Lucky Charms will add another marbit to its repertoire. The Rollerchairball world rejoiced when they learned the new marshmallow bit comes thanks to Taylor Greene, National League or Rollerchairball superstar and leprechaun aficionado.
Rollerchairball Replaces Quantum Mechanics as 20th Century’s Biggest Breakthrough
“I decided to go back and take a look at the century again,” said Hozen Bogerdozen during a press conference, just after finishing his 15th Rollerchairball game in a single night. “This game,” he went on, through his interpreter, “like the sun, has changed the way I see the world.”