Rollerchairball TV Has Arrived

Last night, at 7pm EST, Rollerchairball went on the air, live.

“We’re thrilled,” said Kyle Stout from his yacht, just off the coast of Massachusetts. “We were a little worried about sponsors, at first, since Tatz had alienated so many of our previous sponsors by refusing to mention their names anymore at press conferences. But it worked out. White Castle and RC Cola were there for us, just like they’re there for all of you.”

The channel will feature live, on-the-spot coverage of all the latest games, from exhibition, to tournament, to 2v1s, and, of course, in-depth analysis.

“Since there’s games going on all over the world,” said Mackenzie Eckert, from her cell phone at an undisclosed KFC, “we are able to keep the channel exciting round the clock. There’s no period at night where we’re off the air. And if there isn’t a game to be shown in the middle of the night, then I’ll call and wake people up and make them play, or else.”

Many players are expecting to have their own show in the future. Taylor Greene had this to say: “I haven’t cleared this yet with the Founding Fathers plus Mike, but I hope to have a Magic Hour. And if not, then I’ll ask for a Magic Half-Hour. I’m willing to compromise. I mean, really, there’s only so many thumb tricks I can do before the kids turn on me.”

Rollerchairball TV is available through your local cable provider for $3 billion a month.



Posted on October 2nd, 2007 by Wood and filed under Wood's Corner |

5 Responses

  1. The Ambassador Says:
    October 7th, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    Hey now, they stopped sponsoring me when I went on vacation and never took me back.

  2. taytay Says:
    October 7th, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    so i finished talking with the founding fathers plus mike and they are letting me have the magic 1/4 hour…im really excited and im working hard on mastering pulling change from behind the ear trick its going to be great!…and i cant wait to watch all the action on rollerchairball tv is going to be on all of my tvs at all times1!

  3. The Ambassador Says:
    October 14th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    Maybe you could learn how to juggle?

  4. mackenz Says:
    October 22nd, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    I just noticed i was quoted in this article! bravo!

    But, RCB TV should and will never be a substitute for actually showing up on tuesdays!!

  5. Mango Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    Wood hits it out of the park on this one!

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