Rollerchairball Tournament Scheduled for Antarctica

Rollerchairball is taking its groundbreaking game to the unbreakable ice courts of Antarctica.

“I’m ready,” said Taylor Greene. “I knew there was a reason I bought one of those huge heaters that football players use on the sidelines.”

And Ms. Greene is not the only player excited about the recently-dubbed “Rollerchairball on Ice.” Doug Tatz spoke to us via instant messenger from his training center.

“I love the idea. It’s just too warm for me here in Newfoundland.”

But will there be any reservations about the possible problem of controlling one’s chair along the ice?

“Not especially,” says Mackenzie Eckert. “We’ve decided to wear ice skates instead of shoes. And if we happen to get a heavy snow, we’ll just put those giant tennis racket things on our feet.”

All players will be required to wear sunglasses during the tournament and are prohibited from saying “brrrrrr.”



Posted on September 17th, 2007 by Wood and filed under Wood's Corner |

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