Rollerchairball Endorses Flat-Tax

No matter who you ask in the Rollerchairball world, the answer is always the same: “Yes, there should be a flat-tax,” and, “No, I don’t want to go get some pasta.”

So many of the high-paid rollers are sick and tired of dishing out big dollars to high-flying attorneys and accountants to try and figure out how to maneuver around the tax laws.

“I don’t even know why I bother having someone do my taxes anymore,” sighed Doug Tatz, who currently pays $3.2 billion a quarter in taxes. “I honestly think I’d save more by just paying penalties than actually paying all these people to do the math for me. Besides, I’ve always enjoyed the word ‘guesstimate’.”

Taylor Greene agrees: “Right now, with my tax bracket, I’m actually paying about 93% of my income to the IRS. At least, I think that’s where it’s going. The envelopes they give me all have the Block Mansion as the return address.”

When asked whether either player would maybe like a sip of my wheat-grass smoothie, both responded, “Yeah, sure,” and then drove away.



Posted on August 29th, 2007 by Wood and filed under Wood's Corner |

2 Responses

  1. The Ambassador Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    Well, I talked to Block. He is going to handle my taxes… We’ll see if that is a mistake or not.

  2. taytay Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    that was the best wheat-grass smoothie i’ve ever had!!..oh and as for the taxes i just kinda stoped paying them i was sick of letting 93% of my income go to the irs…i think im going to just invest the money into block

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