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A Typical Training Day for a Rollerchairball Player
4:00am–Wake up, drink glass of raw eggs, brush teeth
4:15am–continue brushing teeth intensely because of the raw eggs
4:30am–run ten miles
4:35am–catch breath
9:30am–oil chair, Febreeze pads
9:45am–take shower
12:30pm–head to Block Mansion Recreation Area (BMRA), do 100 laps in pool while in chair
12:40pm–dry-off
12:41pm–have a note sent to Mr. Lock thanking him for the use of his facilities, and that he is really too gracious (this is a great way to be invited to his next party)
12:42pm–adjourn to Courtyard to meditation on how to improve play
4:00pm–send another note to Mr. Lock informing him that to improve your play, you’ll need another million–and that’s million with a “b”
4:01pm–take nap before dinner in one of the thousands of hammocks located on the Block Mansion grounds
4:25pm–awaken to the butler saying that Mr. Lock has revoked your dinner invitation
4:27pm–sneak into guest house, eat leftovers. brush teeth.
5:00pm–roll home (this is a slow exercise meant to aid digestion)
6:00pm–arrive home, store chair in its garage (a true Rollerchairball player has three garages, one for his chair, one for his car, and one for his zeppelin)
6:05pm–begin push-ups
9:30pm–begin sit-ups
2:30am–head to White Castle for Crave Case. brush teeth at White Castle.
3:00am–return home, call friends telling them you just ate an entire Crave Case. Brush teeth at home.
3:45am–sleep
