Ways Rollerchairball Has Helped This Reporter

1) I no longer am afraid of sitting in a chair.

2) I had no idea how professional I looked in a helmet.

3) I now have enough money to blow it all in a day, rather than in 15 minutes.

4) I now am officially recognized as a “house member” in the Block mansion, where before I was just thought of as the trespasser who spelled words in the grass with gasoline.

5) Doug will, I guess, take me as a teammate, where before he would just pay me not to show up.

6) I get to have a cameo in Craig “Three Fingers” Eckert’s upcoming blockbuster movie.

7) I always suspected that leaving a chair was a penalty.

8) I have now been on seven yachts–all Mr. Lock’s, and each one different depending on the day of the week.

9) I now know where Worthington is.

10) I am the only reporter in the world who doesn’t have to get up before daylight.



Posted on August 14th, 2007 by Wood and filed under Wood's Corner |

3 Responses

  1. The Ambassador Says:
    August 22nd, 2007 at 11:09 pm

    I believe I said I would take Mr. Andrew Wood as a team mate, not this reporter. But, I do know Mr. Wood is everywhere, doing everything, so this reporter may be Mr. wood himself.

  2. Wood Says:
    August 26th, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    Mr. Ambassador, this IS Mr. Wood.

  3. The Ambassador Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    Well like I said, “this reporter may be Mr. Wood himself.” I was right. ;)

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