Rollerchairball Terminology Currently Thrown Around Workplace

This reporter receives lots of emails from fans of Rollerchairball all over the world. Here are just a few about how the sport has influenced the work lives of these fans.

1) Bob in accounting always gets the numbers right at the end of each quarter. Without that, our company just wouldn’t start each new quarter wheeling the line.

2) I’ve now been fired twice for filling the watercooler jugs with sand. Apparently, this action is out of bounds.

3) Where I work, there is no set schedule, just as long as everyone completes 40 hours at the end of the week. Like tomorrow, I’ll probably be playing at will around 11:30, and getting downed at around 8:45.

4) Lewis in finance spider-climbed his way into the front office by marrying the boss’ daughter.

5) One time I sat down in what I thought was my office and began doing paperwork. When Lisa came in to tell me to get out of her chair, I knew I was offside.

6) This morning my boss overheard me firing Jenkins, when, in actuality, he had asked me to fire Hankins. I had to go on a six month suspension for that safety.

7) Once a week, I have to give a power-point presentation at the press conference.

8) Each morning, before starting work, we all flip for offices.

9) I do the supply orders at work. The company who makes our supplies has been late on our orders twice in the past month. One more cheeking, and we get an order free of charge.



Posted on August 14th, 2007 by Wood and filed under Wood's Corner |

2 Responses

  1. The Ambassador Says:
    August 23rd, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    There are just some reasons why the terms should be left to the sport…

  2. taytay Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    this is so true i cought myslef doing the samething earlier today at school…i just cant get the rollerchairball lingo of my mind!!!!

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