Why People Should Come To The Next Tournament

1) Mr. Lock is rumored to appear.

2) Mr. Stout will playing his first tournament after attaining Rollerchairball nirvana with the 4 v. 1 victory.

3) I will be using my infamous “one-wheel” chair.

4) What happens in Zanes-Vegas stays in Zanes-Vegas.

5) You will be a victor of some sort, even if it’s only for “raising the roof.”

6) You will probably make the cover of Sports Illustrated.

7) Nacho-hats will only be a dollar this time.

8] In Rollerchairball, “millions” is spelled with a “b”.

9) Helicopters will take us all home.

10) Home will be, from then on, Mr. Lock’s estate.



Posted on July 25th, 2007 by Wood and filed under Wood's Corner |

3 Responses

  1. The Ambassador Says:
    August 26th, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    The parts about Lock are obviously the best.

  2. Wood Says:
    August 26th, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    The Ambassador knows how to stay in business.

  3. The Ambassador Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    The reason I know that the parts about Lock are the best and how to stay in business is because I learned from Lock…

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