When You Know You Have a Rollerchairball Problem

1) Before starting anything, like your car, you say “Wheel the line.”

2) Every time someones get out of a chair, you accuse them of cheeking.

3) You insist that after every game you play, even one of checkers, there be a press conference.

4) Every time you do something good, such as holding a door for someone, you say “mark it.”

5) There is a painting of Mr. Lock in your house.

6) Every time you break the law, such as running a stop sign, you consider it a “loss of down.” After three downs, you just get out of the car and walk home.

7) No one could figure out why you were screaming out during the Spiderman movies, “Half the distance!”

8] You allow me, from time to time, to sleep in your trunk.

9) You’re convinced that Mr. Stout and Mr. Lock use performance-enhancing supplements.

10) You’ve read to the end of this list.



Posted on July 25th, 2007 by Wood and filed under Wood's Corner |

2 Responses

  1. taytay Says:
    August 2nd, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    yep..i think im a rollerchairballoholic

  2. The Ambassador Says:
    August 22nd, 2007 at 11:04 pm

    Yeah… I qualify, too.

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