Chia-Batista Spotted

Yet another appearance of the disappeared Dave Chia-Batista was reported yesterday afternoon. Doug Tatz of Worthington, Ohio, reports:

“I was walking down to Worthington Pizza to pick up my hourly spokesperson check, when I spotted ol’ ‘Batista rowing a boat down High St.”

Rowing a boat? This reporter was confused.

“Yeah,” Tatz, went on. “I was baffled myself. When I called out to him and asked what he was doing, he raised an oar and said, ‘Whatever’s on land doesn’t sink in the water, Tatzy!’ When I called Lock to tell him about it, he said, ‘Don’t worry about it. During June, Dave thinks every day is a Wednesday.’”

Brandon Scherer and Kyle Stout were asked to comment, but could not be reached, as they are currently searching for Mike Barone, who was last seen entering the Burmese jungle with a soup pan on his head and a song on his lips.

No word yet on whether Mr. Chia-Batista obeys the traffic lights.



Posted on June 26th, 2007 by Wood and filed under Wood's Corner |

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