Brandon United at PNB

Louie McGeez, Associated Press

Brandon Lock and Brandon Scherer, known around the league as “Brandon United,” were spotted last Saturday leaving Park National Bank with a large sack marked with a dollar sign. When asked what sort of business they were attending to, Mr. Scherer answered, “The business of me gettin’ some Gs, McGeez.” When asked the same question, Mr. Lock answered, “It’s time to bring things to life, McGeez. The turkeys are done ditching the line.”

“So to speak?” asked this reporter, confused.

“So to what?” asked Mr. Scherer, taking off his sunglasses.

“Explain the meaning of Mr. Lock’s last statement” answered this reporter.

“That’s your job,” replied Mr. Lock, as both legends climbed onto and rode away on their tandem bicycle.



Posted on June 18th, 2007 by Wood and filed under Wood's Corner |

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